I mean I can't believe yesterday ended w/ your house getting firebombed. What an unexpected turn of events
If I were trying to take advantage of you I would have maxed out all your credit cards by now.
they just started filling water ballons with vodka.
on my way.
Babe when I told you that you needed to grow up I didn't mean get drunk and sponsor 8 African kids.
Sprained my ankle at sky zone REST ICE COMPRESSION ELEVATION AND SHOTS it'll all feel better soon
If you wake up soonish don't worry. I took your dog to burger king and now we're going to see some nice girls.
Don't worry we will all be making bad decisions soon
That's the most comforting thing I've heard in months
I need a Jamo leash. Just tie it to my wrist and every time you see me reaching for a shot of it, just yank my hand away
More importantly this is sex weather and i am striking out
that's where you went wrong. never assume I'm adult enough to do something on my own.
QUIT RUINING DICK PICTURE DAY
That is cause you are some weird type of mutant that lives off of Alcohol.
Looks like he unfriended you too. I feel like we were both just handed negative pregnancy tests.
Nice people suck dick too. I'm proof.
Apparently his ex was into edging and did it to him so much that it takes forever for him to cum
I hate you and your multiple orgasm sexcapades
Randomize
