My t9 writes chubies instead of bitches.
either way. win, win.
With such a small dick you'd think he'd try to make up for it with some sort of personality.
Admittedly I was a little ambitious with some of the positions but you walked in during the worst of it.
We walked in and the first thing we heard was, "OH SHIT! White chicks!" Naturally, I made some new male friends.
turn left when you see the girl thats puking on the sidewalk. she hasnt been moving much so she makes a good street marker
Some girl next to me in class is making a list of whta to pack for spring break & it was a normal list until she put birth control in all caps w/ stars around it
I really wasn't that bad. I thought I was pretty tame.
When Anthony passed out you poured vodka on his face
they wouldn't let me take the pitcher of beer on the ferris wheel
OH HAPPY DAYS YOU'RE BOTH GINGERS YOU'LL REPRODUCE YOUR OWN KIND
. Drop what your doing. Were going to Knoxville for midget wrestling. It's the championship.we can NOT miss this.
He was just lying on the living room floor watching Star Wars with six empty pack of cigarettes and two empty cases of beer.
In his defence I guess I did take the bed, couch and dining room set in the breakup.
Turns out I hooked up with a chick who has lupus. I don't know if that's a bucket list thing or not, but it's now on mine. Check.
I just finished a four mile round trip walk to CVS to buy shaving cream and lube. You're welcome.
Alex I've come up with a new medical condition. dick depression. it's a real thing and I have it
I don't know what kind of bucket list you have, but having sex with a tree isn't on mine...
Randomize
