Boobs. All I remember is boobs.
I'll show rhose boucners: You don't let me in, I poop on your pool.
I was so drunk, I was kissing everyone. Their sexual preference was none of my concern.
Turns out, his fucking is as lame and staggered as his NFL career.
I'm not worried. All I have to do is not be the drunkest painter at 8:00. Golden.
Now he's crying and asking for 'the cameras' to come out. The one cop is laughing
But I do cardio so I don't get winded during sex really it's not like I'm trying to lose weight
You tried to prove you weren't drunk by loudly singing the romanian national anthem. Why the fuck do you even KNOW the romanian national anthem?
i feel like i shouldn't just had to send a text that said "no i will not eat your ass"
I guess it's part of life. Sometimes your ex boyfriend becomes a drag queen.
just hooked up with a guy ON MY CAMPUS VISIT. god only knows whats gonna happen when im actually a student
Haha do not judge my life style choices right now but me and Dj had sex twice and then he helped me pick an outfit out for my date
we decided to take the jello everclear shot at the party...didnt think it tasted any different....o dear god...the regret..
Remember when I was real fucked up and said I would give up utensils and only use chopsticks for lent?...just got the reminder on my phone.
I don't wanna be 33 that's when Jesus died
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