She looks like Sash Grey but sounds like Fran Drescher. Advise.
tonight i'm making a christmas tree shaped shot pyramid
I need to stop making out with boys in plain view of half my class.
He looked like Harry Potter. I had to do it.
He was wearing a Knicks jersey I had to go home with him. it was a rough season.
Whatever dude, I don't feel bad about it. If my girlfriend finds out even SHE should give me a high five. That bitch was fine
Please delete that video of me blowing you. I will repay you with 100 blowjobs even better than the one I gave you during that video. Please. I am gonna be a grandma one day.
time for you to cut the loving, understanding, non-judgmental crap and say/do whatever it takes to make sure I never, ever, ever sleep with him again ever
Is the mullet a good, great, or horrible idea before we leave for college
If fixing it is ignoring it, and getting naked. Then yes we fixed it.
At least I had a $10 coupon for Plan B today. Smart shopping for bad decisions
Closed my eyes in the shower and got really dizzy. Not sure if neurological or result of 4 day vodka binge. Send help.
I gave three different guys a boner at the same time last night, and none of them are in the same city as I am. That's achievement.
Last night was just a whirlwind of Mario Brothers and sex.
I know this shouldnt be a problem, but there are too many women hitting on me. I dont know what to do
Rule number 1 of dorm living: do not forget your butt plug in the bathroom.
Randomize
