Everytime we come here you have an ex here.
I'm about two and a half drinks away from gay.
I'm coming over.
The sex was so good, I called my ex during the 2nd time just so he could hear. Is that mean?
The project manager just came into talk to me for the first time and I had justed googled best drum solo ever and couldn't X out of the screen.
Her problem is just that he inner beauty is just as ugly as her physical beauty
someone just sent me a bong wrapped in christmas paper in the mail. signed 'santa'.
trying to imitate man vs food after 12 shots doesnt mean youll get laid
I asked if he wants to help me spring forward at 2am on Sunday. He seems down.
She found my old SD card with stuff I "didn't keep" or "didn't record us doing".... She's pissed but really horny. Did I just win at sex?
I mean I'm so obviously classy currently laying in bed watching a movie while finishing my drink from last night
Trust me, dating 38 and 20 year old dudes at the same time is the best. Money plus all of the sex. Finally figured out this relationship thing.
Idk how much vodka is on these pants but I'm gonna wear them anyway: the biopic
Unless he's under 18, in which case you put him back where you found him this instant.
Do you know how difficult it is to masturbate with Christmas carols stuck in your head?!
I feel like you should store your weed in something that suits your personality. For example mines in a hollowed out disney princess book.
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