I just spent the night with a bunch of indian guys and i wasn't attracted to a single one. Yeah i've officially become an anti-indian indian.
glad you had fun, i did too. am rubbing aloe on my butt now.
I want to dip my vagina in sugar. Not only will it be sweet, but it will have a nice sparkle.
Man now I have poo on my blackberry!!!
brownberry?
you kept talking about how hot andy milinakis is and the things you would do with him. no more tequila from him.
I woke up spooning with a broom that someone taped a mustache too..i need to stop starting my nights by drinking "hangover" wine.
It's like some sort of initiation to finger one of them... so I did it. And got high fived afterwards like a dozen times.
Those were right hand only?
Locals got pissed I was talking to the barmaid. Tried to tell me that they keep all the good beer at "a Soho walkup" Google saved me
Thank you for deleting me from Instagram. Also, I'm carrying your child. Happy new year!
He woke me up, handed me a ringing phone and said break up w her for me. That hung over.
When a guy invites you to dinner and breakfast the next day it's implied that he's going to make some sweet loving in betwixt correct?
Just threw up in the trash can at my desk. I guess "beating the hangover" eventually leads to this.
Nothing says responsible like taking your birth control with an open bottle of wine you left on your night stand from the night before
No way man ... This is real life. Complete sentences and everything.
hey, cheif big dick, where the fuck are my panties.
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