So it wasn't until I came that he pointed out the glow in the dark plastic star still stuck to my forehead. Fun times.
that's the ideal party shoe. cute, but i can still puke in them.
There's a girl in my class named "La-a" pronouced "Luh Dash uh" I hate everyone
found some acid from a couple months ago while looking through christmas lights. Looks like santa came early this year.
if you could put a roof over IU campus it would be the biggest whorehouse in the nation
Just got my econometrics book in the mail and started flipping through it. Our Thursday parties may turn into u convincing me not to kill myself.
I feel like I'm a marionette being lifted around. Four Loko.
I'm challenging a 70 yr old alcoholic woman who is half my size tonight. Wish me luck
Take in how we used all the shot glasses in the bar in less than an hour
Yep and i guess after he came back from that he sat down next to me and i just put my hand right on his penis just casually like it was his leg
did you know that my friend knows a guy with 3 balls what the actual fuck
I would just like to point out that someone I had sex with drove me so I could have sex with you. I deserve some type of "most loyal booty call ever" award.
I apologized to him for my lack of boobs after he felt me up
Just want to let you know thanks for setting the bar pretty low when it comes to girls.
I just crop dusted the hot FedEx guy delivering my business cards...then asked him "Was that you?" How the fuck am I allowed to be an adult?
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