I cant wait to get the disapproving look from this elderly black lady...
Baton twirling is one of his activities on facebook.
Also he is "an Ohio stae gran champion twirler". You cannot tell me he's straight
so he reminded me it was our 9 month anniversary and then said "we could've had a baby by now"
the blizzard started in kansas. im debating driving to a bar now so i can get snowed in there for the game
you were the first one he came out to and you announced it as the finale while singing karaoke at the bar
I just woke up and shes still asleep next to me with her vibrator inside her and on. Whats normal protocol for this situation?
I want to say that being forced to stare at the 'no.1 boyfriend' collage behind his head ruined the sex but it just didn't.
I think you'll appreciae more than anyone that I'm renting my parking spot out for a half gallon of vodka a month.
just did a beer bong in the shower while i was taking an actual shower its officially football time
We now know how the night ended in arrest according to the flip camera I did 10 handle pulls and beer bonged a 40. My life choices are getting worse and worse this is your fault.
Do you have any idea how horrifying it is to hear your sister and her husband fucking then immediately go down stairs only to hear your parents fucking....... I wish I was Hellen Keller right now.
If his smile makes you freak out and drop things imagine what his penis could do
He laid on the ground 100 ft from the car crying about how he just wanted to be home already
So when's a good time this week to show up at your apartment in nothing but a trench coat and a bow? Y'know. Hypothetically.
Ohhh the usual. Laying in bed reflecting on my decisions
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