kristin has been a bad kristin
You look like a girl that would like strip clubs
I'm going to let the use of the word "hella" slide considering I have sperm older than you.
he stole me 6 pairs of frilly undies and proclaimed "your ass looks like a 5 in those. it'll be a 10 in these bad boys". every girl needs a gay bff.
theres a kid face down in the middle of campus... people are going about their day and paying no attention to him
I just saw a girl on crutches doing a walk of shame. She is either super dedicated, or her night didn't go as planned.
High moment. Almost just passed the blunt to the dog.
Just puke out the sadness. Like a fuckin dragon.
Mostly i might never get belligerent again because im gonna have to keep track of a diamond ring.
The bartender had to walk me home last night. New high or new low?
I went by my nickname in rehab. It made it feel more like summer camp.
When I die I just want my headstone to my name, date of birth-death, and TEQUILA!!
I survive off of bourbon and the tears of others only
he fucked me while wearing his "Reagan Bush '84" tank and my inner democrat has never been more disappointed
please come back. it's turned into strip rock paper scissors
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