You would DIE at the bar we're at right now. All indian/asian med students, I swear
Asian doctor ratio. So hot. I would've gone into heat
I just walked into a tree. I think it's time to go home.
Apparently I was playing rock paper scissors against myself for 2 hours in the bathroom mirror.
You never go ass to mouth. That's quite possibly the most important rule Paramedic school has taught me.
the fire alarm went off. we werent sure whether to leave or turn the music up louder
After the second day the hotel realized I wasn't responsible enough to have a comforter, so they took it for the rest of the trip.
Not a clue. But I did find out that his penis has a British accent.
That accounts for only three of the penises
Please tell me you aren't concussed from dancing on the stripper pole
be warned: you might find a baby hampster in my bra
Dude, I'm pretty sure I slept with my TA's girlfriend
I seriously doubt this is the first time pumpkin pie has led to a booty call.
THEN YOU WILL NOT GET TO SEE MY TITS TONIGHT OR IN THE NEAR FUTURE YOU HEARTLESS BASTARD
No more bourbon. Sleep now. I may die. Pray for me.
I just ate part of my sock, this has got to stop.
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