i just google searched 'can you pop your ovary'
Random 1st period thought: do you think she could put "had a threesome" on her resume?
like semen in my mouth is absolutely disgusting but i'd still like to experience it
You had already cockblocked me. The cops were just an assist.
I wore my front clasp bra so he would have to prove his sobriety to me before we had sex.
Nothing kills the mood when I am hooking up on the dance floor like the DJ saying Happy Valentines.
Way to high for badminton right now. This is gonna be a shitshow.
Ack! That is the first dick pic I've ever received. A) congrats B) that is way grosser than I ever thought t would be.
Not sure if you're still doing the whole "sleeping with only one person" thing but if you're not we should sleep together when I get back in town tonight.
She proposed we share a dildo. Hopefully she was joking.
I have a magical vagina and I can't deny it anymore
Can we just talk about the fact that the last time I got laid I was wearing a Jurassic Park tshirt?
how much of this shit do i need to take before i think its a good idea to set the house on fire and scream satanic mantras?
YOU SLEPT WITH A GUY WHO HAS A BILLBOARD IN HIS HONOR?
Tonight is an "I'm lonely and single so I'm going to curl up in a warm, melatonin and vodka enriched ball in the corner of my bed with a cat." kind of night.
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