I had a dream last night that we were eating cake at Mercy...hahaha. I'm furious I didn't see you.
Fuck. sleeping in my sisters room again I heard zombie noises outside my window
please come you make the beer taste better
fuck that im pissed. when I come back im ripping forskin off.
I walk in and my mom takes one look at me and just says, ".... Consequences"
its a sex-hate relationship...no love involved
He kept moaning America instead of Erica while fucking me.
I'm starting to blur the boundary between reasonable senioritis and self-destruction. Somewhat-openly hittin the flask in 11am class
Aside from the fact that im drinking wine straight from the bottle to save doing dishes, im also standing in front of the oven to save turning on the heater. its gonna be a rough winter.
Hey do you know who I showed my dick to at the bar last night?
I saw Nicolas Cage's face in the moon. Those were good shrooms.
In my opinion the party was fun, but i did A LOT of cocaine so my view was a little distorted......
Why can't burritos get me drunk
The playlist was "songs to sing in the shower". I literally got fucked to Footloose.
When I woke up I was spooning with a block of cheese. Like, cuddling. Me and the cheese we nestling...
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