I just tried to drunkenly fart the beat of Disturbia by Rihanna
We each get one free throw up cleaning, no questions asked.
you told grandpa to call you daddy
there is mayo everywhere what the fuckkkk
then he tried to tell me how many times he had seen Scott's dick. his estimate was about 180 times. he thought I didn't understand.
Synchronized big wheels back flips off the second floor roof. Good idea or great idea?
She had a tattoo on her pelvis that said "it's cock-o-clock" an had clocks and hot dogs exploding away from it. I'd like to tell you it was deal breaker buuuuuuut.......
Hey I didn't mean to be all lemme get with your ex husband.
Spending Thanksgiving making a swinging profile brings the day to a whole new level...
I just fell in love with a beard, the guy it's attached to isn't great but I think I'm going to take one for the team
I want to tell you your future: you're going to be having sex
We had sex on his sofa while his friend cheered and threw bugles at us
the man at taco bell in the drive thru window tried to sell me his mix tape
his single is called “stick some holes in it”
You've reached your one pic per night limit. To increase your limit, start conversations before 9 and submit your request for an additional pic before 10.
I'm floating on a rainbow and a purple elf is giving me advice. COME NOW!!!
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