please pick me up with an explanation of why i shacked in a trailer with a guy who doesnt have a car.
Someone should tell Glenda that I only hang with her because she makes me look prettier.
Day 3 of Lent and I would already kill a puppy if God would give me permission to masturbate
do guys with small dicks even attempt to pursue romantic relationships?
Someone just asked me if ur the girl that fell through the floor. I HAD to say yes.
Haha pretty bummed I didn't stay night yesterday after the bj fest you described
I'm naked and wearing a cowbell.i love med school.
Until this weekend, a man hadn't made me orgasm since the night Obama was elected. Now THAT is change I can believe in.
bro your seconds weren't very sloppy last night, is everything ok?
come home. i made deep-fried hotdogs; don't let me die alone.
She pulled me up to my feet by my hair. I thought it was you for a second. My drunken angel savior.
Dude, I'm trippin balls. For real, I thought this bag on my floor was my dog for the longest time...
after sex he fell asleep with his water bottle in one hand and his dick in the other at 6pm. I'm a winner.
anything below 65° is too cold to be naked on a roof
Legit just heard the bartender tell some Dude "Penis is not an accepted currency in this establishment" and Dude responded "You take Vagina then?"
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