People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
he quoted Bring It On. It's over.
I can only speak casual parseltoungue, im not bad though. just the general, "wheres the bathroom?" "open the chamber of secrets" that type of stuff
I don't know what I could have possibly done in a past life to deserve watching my boyfriend projectile vomit margaritas and probs blood while completely naked.
i made it my goal to pee in the sink of every apartment we went to last night. i didnt use the toilet once
I really hope he dies in a tragic kegstand mishap
It's going to be great. We're a perfect team to break up marriages and happiness.
I am dressing up to go buy weed. I need to get out more.
Woke up laying in the kitchen floor with a cup in one hand and the beer tap in the other. Guess I just needed that one last beer.
Just finished off a roll of paper towels. Celebration blunt?
I don't understand but I'll be there in 5
I basically have a picture with a half naked foreign exchange student. He kept screaming rolltide and i felt like a traitor
Trust me man, I did not put any cookies down your pants when you slept.
Don't feel sorry for me. I'm getting Red Lobster and sex tonight. Nothing can bring me too far down.
My girl came home. i was jacking off on the couch and she just starts telling me about her day, as if im not half naked with my hand on my cock.
I got drunk by myself and ended up listening to Beethoven in the dark.
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