my sister and i are watching a movie and pregaming together. and by pregaming i mean shes not drinking since she 14 and im drinking alone.
I did something last night that I shouldn't have, but I don't want to tell you because you'll probably just make it your fb status...
I see you've learned your lesson.
UD be completely fine. you don't lose control just keep a positive environment. for example i really want to lick the wall cause red is delicious but i don't have to.
If you're still awake, how rude would it be if I masturbated in her new apartment on moving day? If you're asleep, then ask me how it was.
This needs to stop. I just vacuumed the wall. Adderall is a double edged sword.
Just had a flash back. Pretty sure i ate toilet paper last night.
He kept insisting that I was going to have an orgasm but it just felt like he was rubbing sand paper on my vagina
Some dude just came up to me and stroked my beard, smiled and left. Shave?
And then god smiled down upon me and he said let there be hangover food and let it be Wendy's
You were peeing off the rooftop and told everyone sometimes you just gotta go
Nothing makes the walk of shame as great as disapproval from a mom getting ready for work
Morning! Im using your rent money to snort percocet.
as I was leaving in the morning with his clothes on his roommate pops up and goes 'don't you dare steal that shirt, i gave it to him for his birthday'.
just walked passed a black light...apparently he DID cum.
Getting blackout drunk infront of my family was never on my bucket list, but now that I've done it I'm cool with it.
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