You dropped me off at the wrong girl's house.
There's no such thing as a "wrong girl" make it happen.
alright see you in the morning.
i would never do something against you youre the best i ever had
please tell me you did not just intentionally quote drake..
i was out of cigarettes so i took the butts out of the ashtray, emptied them out, and proceeded to roll one big Frankenstein cigarette.
I took it to a new level. I'm procrastinating taking my adderall. Hate finals week.
Cops do not care. One just laughed and said "precious"
Josh has a goal of being naked in every RAs room this year. He's already 3/11.
I was high fiving everyone. I even high fived with the wall for doing such a good job suporting the ceiling and keeping us alive.
Can I just say I love that you have a kegorator on your wedding registry?
I've got a 90 day supply of amoxicillin in case of zombie or chlamydia outbreak
It's something you'd find in the room outside of Ben Carson's sex dungeon
I already popped my bottle of Rose and took my boxers off. No can do muchacho
CyberMonday=Bulk Condom Shopping For 2018
I wasn't that drunk.
You were calling my cat 'Simba' and holding him up in the air.
Drinking wine while working. Yay.
Just had sex at the YMCA.
We are so productive today.
at the hospital. Kevin drank straight from the river
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