I asked you how much you drank and you replied with "I don't know what kind of toothpaste I use."
well she hit her head and had a concussion. i had to make out with her to keep her awake.
just let her blow you already, it's practically animal cruelty at this point.
She had one unshaved part on her vagina that she called "the soul patch" I just didn't know what to think
I miss my brother. He would have fucked the fat girl for me.
I told you I would
I wouldnt do that to you. You're my actual friend
Old woman told me I looked like her son and then she started explaining to me how she wanted me to fuck her
Omg one side of my Labia is asleep. Has that ever happened to you?
I told her I was going to sleep early last night. I probably should not have sent that snapchat of us playing beer pong.
Apparently I have decided there are no repercussions for my actions
I just had sex a few hours ago now i'm eating frozen yogurt making sex plans for tonight while catching Pokémon. What a time to be alive.
I think it's important to not involve Bar Food in any near future decisions.
i woke up this morning wearing my pants as a scarf and my shirt as a daiper, my boyfriends contact name in my phone is "human sacrifice" and yours is "i like eggs"....can someone please tell me what happened last night
Two questions: is there going to be a bathroom at this party, and can we fuck in it. This will define whether or not I enjoy going to parties with you.
Either im seeing the northern lightgs, someone is having a rave, or im on acid.. Im most likely on acid
It's a weird kind of sexy when a guy has a bunkbed with his roommate
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