Ok let's jusst not talk today bc then we'll just do dangerous things but I'll say hello
Whoa Z and x make the same sound
You kept shouting "Relax and take notes" every time before you would hit the blunt
we got so high we spray painted his girlfriend's UGG boots. she's CRYING. it's hysterical.
I'm stuck on the dance floor between two fat people. I don't think they feel my existence. Please help.
Kriste-san. Brian-sensai going to sleepy times acturry. Kriste-grasshopper will spend fun-fun times with Brian-sensai and glorious redbox movie tomorrow yes?
Most creative movie date proposition... ever.
Ohh man. That was a snatch-waxer with a score to settle.
nothing like having plan b for breakfast in a cvs parking lot before ordering this semester's textbooks
I feel like my dick pic collection should be archived at the Smithsonian
I'm gonna write a book. Almost Awesome: all the times I ALMOST got laid.
I WOULD NEVER MIX DICK AND MCDONALDS
i just used a selfie stick to take an ass pic. i hate myself.
I am high. And my mom surpised me today. Now i am high and with my mom....bad idea
Can we skype so I'm not drinking alone?
And I mentioned the burning debate about your circumcision in my Christmas card to your mom.
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