This is not my ceiling
the last thing i remember is you screaming lets hunt humans.
on the bus. saw a kid get off at a red light, puke on the sidewalk, and get back on.
I would invite you but we are high and there is an AK-47. Not your scene.
Another night, another sound of my neighbor almost having an orgasm.
And she used to have such long ones. Sad.
No. I heard a cover of "my heart will go on". This is not sanity.
I can't blame him for thinking that then, placing a cone shaped potato chip on the tip of his penis post bj is not a normal act of love
I need a kidney, not a pussy. All the pussy in the world isn't going to save my life. Keep your pussy in your pants and give me a kidney.
I clipped one of my extensions in his hair to give him a rat tail. What is my life?
They sleep with other people as long as there is no oral. Logic and reason were thrown out the window a long time ago with them.
No. Not going out tonight. No. It's Tuesday. Xanax and Full House Tuesday.
When i said i was brazilian i swear to god he started to tear up
I just delete my bank app from my phone to have enough storage to download tindr. Is this my life now?
he's spending the night tonight. if i can walk straight tomorrow i'll be pissed.
Woke up this morning to him making out with me in his sleep, then I had to go on a scavenger hunt to find a used condom before my roommate got back... it was under my pillow.
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