Strip flip cup NEVER equals good idea
and pubic hair rears its ugly head again
Its like I was sleeping with a kid. His gum fell into my hair while sleeping and he just wanted to cuddle.
We lit firecrackers from NYE in the fireplace and he was so passed out that he slept through it.
You could have chosen coming to fuck me over getting too hammered to drive. But you made your bed, and now you get to jack off alone in it.
You are such a cockblock sometimes
You NEED a cockblock sometimes
2 more and I will have fucked 75 percent of my acting class. best. elective. ever.
You don't understand. This could be the last time I shave a star into my vag. Get over here.
I asked her politely not to touch my dick
I just had the best counseling appointment lets fucking rage
I wanna fuck that hideous moustache right off your face. get the confetti ready for the festivities
Who'd have thought a guy with a lisp would be so good with his tongue?
I just put Gatorade in my wine, cause electrolytes, you know.
there is something very satisfying about getting tacos after hours of sex.
Nooo. I was entirely happy pretending that my vagina only existed for peeing and releasing Satan's waterfall.
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