who do you think you are?
someone who doesn't ask that question
there's a lady drinking out of a red cup in class. HAPPY FRIDAY
I woke up with ten beers in my bag that hoarded at the party last night. Rally? Its five somewhere.
We're sitting in his room writing songs about America. There's a verse about a dead dog. There's tequila everywhere.
the lesbians just got naked and went into the ocean... this never happened when i was a camper.
I want to see boobs tonight. Like, real ones. Your ones.
I'm romantic.
Ps this homeless dude just came in hotel bar w a sword sticking out his jumpsuit trying to buy a drink w a 3rd party check
The wizard has you scheduled for a 6am sex breakfast
I'm so there
I think I have a bro crush.. When I imagine him, I imagine him waking up to go take a shower and just finding three bitches making out waiting for him. Like that awesome.
I'm jealous that you can use my boobs as pillows & I can't.
I actually feel a twinge of sadness recycling all of our handles... I feel like I'm throwing out some great memories or lack of them because we don't remember
he just got here with a handle of tequila and box of condoms. looks like i'll be spending the weekend in bed
I miss seeing you
i hope for the sake of your safety you were not with your girlfriend while sending texts like that at 3 am
I just ran into my psychology professor at Planned Parenthood she asked why I was there and I asked why she was there and it turns out we both had a scare.#bonding because of abortion.
It was platonic naked porno viewing, I swear.
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