I wish there was an iPhone app to help you with your shitty personality.
WHY CAN'T YOU EVER SHIT LIKE A NORMAL PERSON, JESSE.
I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
I finally had sex with him last night, but we used a condom so it doesn't add to my number of sexual partners.
my hot student got the clitoris wrong on the lab practical...so it kinda makes me not want to pursue it
just because he can't find it on a cat, doesn't mean he can't find it on you
I never thought that taking apart multiple age 5 and under puzzles would be part of my house party clean up process.
Yeah, sorry about that. I just couldn't stop.
We left an ass print on the piano.
I think i'm the first person to get kicked out of a club while completely sober. Come outside please!!
He's being awfully beer snobby for a guy who ordered salad
We can only continue to use the "oh what's the difference between circumcised and uncircumcised" for a few more months before people will see through our lies
Even my conscience is telling me to take this Wednesday's exam buzzed.
yea so the plan to relive our college glory days was great and all but ending up in the er with alcohol poisoning was crossing the line
I just made out with his twin, technically it's the same person..... Right?
He was a Cher impersonator. They are the draggest of queens
I'd kiss your neck and collarbone and then run my tongue up your neck to just behind your ear
And then lightly kick the curve inside your ear
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