hey, what are you doing tonight?
sleeping, g'night!
but i wanted to see you :(
sleeping! g'night!(801): i miss you!
stop - you have a right hand - use it!
Omg alex and i were cooking weiners on a campfire and a bear came and i am waayyy too high for this
I'm so hungover And my mouth is so dry it feels like my tongue is wearing a sweater
I just googled maps his house, and took the virtual tour back to my apartment, just so I could visualize the walk of shame in the morning
Sex and the city 2 and twilight getting released in the same month. God hates mankind.
answer the phone. i thought i was eating cheese but it was butter. i ate a lot of it.
pretty sure I called you last night to sing Hebrew to you.
Let's learn from last year: Leave the handcuffs at home on St Patrick's Day.
i have a feeling i am the only one who can successfully pull off the "slutty kentucky derby" look.
4 girls from the bar, me, strip basketball. here. NOW
Currently studying Econ, while waiting outside current booty call's residence for him to return from the strip club. This is your fault.
Handcuffs are allowed in carry on luggage :) just checked
Like he and the nurses kept being so persistent with it and I just wanted to run out of there in my backless gown and yell FUCK OFF BITCHES IM OUT
I went from swearing off of sex to planning a threesome. It's been a rollercoaster of a day.
If he isn’t into CosPlay he will be after tonight. That naughty nurse outfit heals broken hearts
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