Dude, we took our shirts off and set our chest hair on fire. That's a low point.
You raise a valid concern
Buying Plan B right after a lecture on feminism. It's nice to know who I can thank for that right.
It is scary how often "just flash him" is your advice.
My ex just called and told me that he is on his way to the hospital because he popped a vein in his dick. Should I go to the ER with him or class?
to whom it may concern. if i am dead in colleens bed it is not her fault i slept in my scarf. my dads middle name is ronald.
I come back home for break and my room is full of weed either my parents really love me or they are having more fun then I am in college
The guy you hooked up with is asleep in the tub. I just pee'd and he said 'turn off the tap' before snoring again.
You said "bag of dicks" before passing out and falling off the landing
Oh god... Please tell me Sarah didn't see me like this
...you may have kinda punched her in the tit on the way down...
Turn on the Discovery Channel
Lets fuck to motorcycle gang fighting
The last thing I remember is singing hotel California with a hobo and asking every bald man I saw if I could touch his head.
WHAT IS HAPPENING
A FLOCK OF DICKS IS MIGRATING TOWARDS US.
If Boring and Monotone had a love child, it would be this guy.
is it bad that I see hot guys I wanna sleep with as challenges instead of actual people?
yes. but it works for you
It's a shame, really, because he's got the cock of a horse... And the personality of dry toast.
What do you think would be the best way to remove a baby carrot from a vagina?
Randomize
