I threw up under water while wearing a hockey helmet last night. Awesome.
we were so high we made up an elaborate backstory because we were paranoid about going into the wig shop w/o being serious wig shoppers
You decided to make a porno with gummy bears and things went downhill from there.
some how when im high sleep beats hunger...its like how paper beats rock it doesnt make any fucking sense but it still happens
I think I left my camera at your house. It would be in both of our best interests if you don't go through the pics.
Telling me that I would make a great "occasional fuck" was not appreciated.
you dipped you banana in queso last night.
I just saw him carrying his little sister while walking his puppy. And he was shirtless. I swear my ovaries just exploded
You need to stop thinking about the needs of your vagina and concentrate on the greater good
there's a drunk hobo under the bridge wearing a jester hat and screaming at women
And then she said "wanna make a vine of me twerking on the wall?"
I repeat do not go to a jail visit drunk, those stools are easy to fall off.
congratulations on joining the accidental bisexual club
Remember how slutty I thought she was when we were freshmen?
Yeah! But that was a long time ago. Plus, you use your sluttiness for good!
Very interesting. Let's just say I got home last night and threw up, found a joint in my bra, and woke up naked in my bed
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