People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
I wish i could convert my hornyness to productiveness. I would have written a fucking book by now.
You asked the waitress for a vasectomy and handed her a butter knife, like you were ordering something from the menu
i'm considering texting him with "i'm leaving the country for a year, wanna fuck?"
do it. it's every man's dream.
beeferoni + vodka = puke stuck in braces.
No one figured out why I brought along the vibrating massager.
I have a rage boner right now. An actual erection brought on by the amount of sheer hatred I have towards nationwide.
If i ever die cab you make sure bag pipes are at my funeral they are awsome
tonights mission is daddy issue patrol - we wear old spice and drink gin martinis and see who reacts.
Like the friend zone has no room for winks
She touched my penis and started laughing. She did the same thing when she blew me.
He texts me "just to say hi" and then tells me how hard he is and sends me a dick pic. And I'm like, dude, I'm ordering a burrito right now
are you fucking roseanne barr in there?
Ur dad just showed me a tit pic he got omf
april was a good month for me, sexually...doubled my number, had a threesome, fucked a girl for the first time and two different boys in one night. there should be a medal
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