So...we accidentally left a bag of puke in your sister's room. Heads up.
we need blinds so i can safely watch porn during the day
...She just said, "We've been blessed with good drugs lately."
It's like she can't drink without using a flambongo
From what I hear, her blowjob factory was runninng at full capacity this weekend.
got one for peeing in public....called the cop a donut dunking communist...should be a fun court appearance
I've hit an all time low I just sent a boob pict to fat Randall the one I gave a partial bj to a year a a half ago
We tried to hook you up with a girl but you said you'd rather fuck the large muscular black man because "At least he'd be tight". He was the bouncer, he heard you.
there's a girl on facebook trying to buy me a pizza. I can't say no... right?
I'm home alone for the next hour and a half, I expect soup and and a willing attitude to do drugs from one of or both of you girls.....annnnnd go
I did however clean up the cupcakes and vomit so I'm not that bad of a roommate
He made me choke him and call him Papi..so all in all a good night.
I'm starting to think my emotional health is declining because I was watching transformers today and legit almost started crying
Yo i still have 5 hrs left of work. I should not be this drunk
He sided with his father, so I slashed his tires. I’d say that’s a fair trade.
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