so im watching realhousewives of jersey with my mom. she just said they werent really rich bc they were doing their own makeup.
dude why did you let me call her?!
i told you it was a bad idea and to quote you exactly, you said "no, it's a good idea..that's what people do when they love each other." you met her 15 minutes prior to that conversation...
dude your alot more fun to hang out around now that your addicted to coke...but seriously you need to stop
all the douches that like ed hardy are the same douches that were obsessed with lisa frank
you made me watch la bamba, and then you yelled at me for disrespecting your mexican heritage.
I'm confused about why you felt the need to ask me to buy you life alert for christmas at 3:28 this morning.
Pretty sure he sprained my tongue. This is why you don't hook up with gingers.
Turns out, his fucking is as lame and staggered as his NFL career.
Guy, there will be accountabilities this weekend that you will need to respond to, or else.
Hate to say it and even though I definitely have a biased opinion but I'm surprised your not, sleeping with anyone else. Good personality, charisma and amazing in the sack.
Feel free to use me as a reference.
Just the amount of girls he locked himself in my room woth says your gonna have to take a cab bro. I don't think he's going anywhere
you sternly forced jackson to start preheating the oven around midnight so you could make bagels in the morning
you were serious about those bagels
I called 911 when they kicked me out of the bar last night.
It's almost 5am and all I can keep thinking is IT'S WHISKEY TIME!!
she filled my toilet with birdseed... i tried flushing it but now it's clogged so she has to come over and fix it because it was her mistake in the first place
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