and we just had intercourse last night so i'm exhausted, fucked up on adderol, emotionally broken and just pissed
You drinking a lot?
No.
Define a lot
every time i send "do you want some cock" to her T9 manages to change it to "anal"...i think she's mad now
I just worked out and used handles of vodka as weights. Whoever said alcoholism is detrimental to you health obviously has no fucking idea.
Like if god were to send me a cock shot, that's what it would look like.
I'm sorry that spending new years with you was fucking my boyfriend in your bathroom multiple times
Can we end it on a good note at least? Can we fuck and then never talk again?
i just thought that perhaps i was done with the "boning on someone else's futon" stage of my life. guess not.
I LOVE YOU SO MUCH I'M ON A WILD DICK CHASE FOR YOU. How many lesbians do YOU know that would do that? HOW MANY????
i meant to type that i went to that party for shits and giggles, but my phone corrected me and said for shots and goggles...either one works
his butt looks cute in my panties so i decided he has to wear panties all the time from now on.
There's going to be a velveeta shortage. I'm not drunk any more, this is just dire info.
I finally figured out how to tighten my bra straps and I feel like a god
Casually blacked out last night and apparently told him he couldn't come back to bed until he got me Taco Bell.
You don't get to call me bro after you've had your dick in me.
Randomize
