you know it is a bad morning when you forget to brush your teeth and eat old gas x in your car because its minty...
shes got a 6th sense for me cheating...the the hailey joel osmound of me getting bjs
McDonalds has hash browns for only a quarter!....how many u want?
All of them
Don't tell me wow. Tell me this is normal for college and in no way am I a whore.
does it count as a threesome if she tried to blow the dude who was passed out next to us?
you missed kickoff and the first round of bodyshots. I suggest you get here now.
Dude, they are shaking the RV, yell at them. It feels like i'm being rocked to sleep, I don't like it, I'm not a baby.
Hefty paycheck and not get wasted can't exist in the same night
You would be too ashamed to ever love me again if you saw the filth I just created. It brings unspeakable dishonor to the nacho dynasty. Like I raped the king's daughter, cut off her hands and made him eat them that's how hard I fucked up nachos.
Phone sex soon? I mean date. Sex date. Date phone.
all 3? possibly?
I think I'm up to the challenge.
why is there a broken handcuff locked to the ceiling fan
Youre the drunk baby that everyone wants to take care of.
I feel like he better crank it up to level RG IV tomorrow. It's the fucking playoffs.
It was a good hour of moans, penis compliments, smacks, and what sounded like someone running in flip flops
I love how u said nothing about the sidewalk sex but refused shower sex
Randomize
