Do you have any idea how hard it is to cum to Chingy?!
there are some nice people on this island. free ride free pancakes and they even prayed for us when they dropped us off
I blacked out before two in the afternoon yesterday. Now that's a successful birthday.
There was an unopened condom by my car when I went to pick it up this morning. Someone may have fucked on the hood of my car last night. Don't think it was me but I can't rule it out 100%.
Judging by your snapchat you're totally working on your project and definitely not singing, "The Sign" while shirtless with another man.
So I'm pretty sure I told every one at the party that "I'm going to fuck my pillow pets tonight?"
I expected better sex from someone with the word CHAOS tattooed above his dick. But on the bright side, he was down to watch a documentary on Honey Badgers afterwards so I guess I'll keep him around.
Please tell me I didn't send you a dick pic in the middle of Peter Pan..
They asked me my level of pain at the hospital and I told them I called my ex 6 times
I hope the lord has blessed you with many tampons, child.
Gave her a puke bucket just in case. She filled the bottom of it with tears. Super sad. Although I am super proud she didn't puke. That was a lot of Fireball.
Wait an hour then go and untie him. Bring toilet paper and some spare underwear. Want anything from Starbucks?
He's literally cuddling with the washer and dryer.
Last thing googled on my laptop last night was vagina chaffing. What the fuck?
Holy. shit. Chris has no pants on. In public. Fuck. Need you.
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