is it wrong that i woudl like to tie u down to the baby changing station using the straps provided?
Actually, all he talks about is how great the sex is with her and how crappy you were at it. Stop being a bitch and gossiping masking it as self-righteousness.
Found a joint walking to class. I feel like the environment is rewarding me for being green.
it was a weeks worth of wine for $20. it would have been fiscally irresponsible to not buy it.
Then you can skip the embarrassing can I date your ex since you're a lesbian now conversation
Not only was there cake on the wall but someone shoved cake and meat in a cup and put it in the fridge.
Like, he's a nice guy. But he's better at fingering than he is at speaking.
I'm trying to decide whether it's worth it to masturbate in this gas station bathroom
She kept throwing quarters at him and yelling "Goooaaallll!!" whilst taking her clothes off one by one. I'd say she had a good night
Guess who just rode home in a cop car?! Your Fav flamingo
Is it socially acceptable to break up with someone over snapchat?
You may be fancy. But you'll never be having cheesy garlic bread and scotch at 3am fancy.
And also ice skating can blow me. Goodnight, love you!
woke up and you werent here...its ok if we're never going to speak again but my furry hand cuffs are missing and i would like them back. thanks.
"Uno más" are officially my least favorite words in the entire Spanish language.
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