no more everclear, i just stood next to the toilet and peed my pants. then went back to the party soaking wet.
i think i'd rather have a trophy of a like jizz stained curtain or something
it's my sixth sense. If there's an orgy within 20 miles of me i'll know about if. Or be a part of it.
Hooked up with 8 guys, puked 4 times, got a few bruises, and my face is still numb... I think this visit has truly impacted my college decision
Make this decision based on your love for dick - NOT based on the fact that its probably one of the worst things you've ever thought of doing
Completely smashed, masturbating to the view of the ocean. Family vacations are more tolerable than I thought
It hits you later. Like when you wake up on the floor under a puzzle later.
I had a girl last night tell me that she was happy to find a condom wrapper in my garbage because,and I quote, "well at least you're not raw dogging every slore that crosses your path"
You come home the day the world is supposed to end. Well played Mayans.
She screamed at us, "You guys need to wake up and smell the beer-bong!"
You threw up in your own shoe then wore it home
It's Jesse McGoddamn Cartney, the whole world sings that shit
I've seen you go skiing on a Tuesday, but you think you're too good for TGI Friday's?
Are you in a position where you can bring me some nachos?
i mean ive seen your left buttcheek how much more bro can this get
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