I have a feeling that after last night, i'm not just going to hell. i'm going to hell on a full scholarship. free admission bitches
the bulge in his pants is not junk. its hair. trust.
Even DaVinci knew it was gay to draw the penis big. Thanks art history
oh yeah I know that guy. he's legit. slept in my closet a few times
drunk...on the white house tour...security is staring. this will not end well.
RJ thinks I should put one of the muffins in my vagina. Good idea or bad idea?
God, i just love slightly insecure guys with hearts of gold and giant penises.
well someone pooped in the lint basket in the laundry room last night, but none of us will admit to it so we're all just secretly judging each other and doubting ourselves.
I'm a gay man planning my brothers bachelor party, and he choose someone else to be his best man. I hope they like appltinis and gay clubs. Bastard.
threw up outside of the dorms in the parking lot in the pouring rain on the first day of class, i'd say summer is off to a good start.
The trainer from the tech college told me that I would pass the first aid course so long as I turned up sober. Challenge accepted
Someone left me hummas on my door step between the hours of 1am-3am
Having boobs is probably the greatest thing in the world, free booze all around
So really what you're asking for is an allowance to not have sex on our futon.
I'm pretty sure that our Lady and The Tramp Red Vine moment was the farthest I got last night
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