i hope the fucking fire crotch burns his mouth
he asked me what things i liked that he did in bed, and i told him all the things i hated so he would use it on that new bitch and she wouldnt hook up with him anymore.
you for real need to get over him dude
smell my finger.
I need a leather bustier to keep them in.
Too kinky for 11:30am. Stop that.
I knew it was different as soon as you told me you slept with him and didn't tell me about his dick
She told me to stuff her like a turkey. She actually yelled happy thanksgiving.
...Then she just started hitting me with a loaf of bread.
We're at the hospital. She got a head rush and fell and now blood everywhere. Smoke the rest, just save her a bowl
It was like inception, a dream, in a dream, in the back of a dodge charger.
At some point, it turned less into sparring and more into tough guy dry humping.
So lets not base feelings on vagina tingles
I feel like it went downhill once I decided we should take $100 tequila shots.. oops lol
Spent tonight painting strippers in camo.
can we do this tomorrow? ...i accidently got high.
He deliberately gets me high because he knows I fuck better and then I make food for two. I don't know if I should feel mad or proud of him for thinking that far.
Randomize
