I didn't know that people actually queef. Is this a real thing?
I believe so, yes.
Would you be offended if I asked if it has happened to you?
It's like I'm the Little Bo Peep of sheparding dicks.
Only someone with your twisted mind could come up with that simile. Do you sit around and read 'How to turn Beloved Childrens Stories into Sexual Analogies?' This is the 3rd time you've done this.
I'm so over stopping myself from talking about my sexual experiences in front of children.
If we're like this now and women reach their sexual peak in their 30's, I can't even fathom what our futures hold.
What do I have to do to get you laid? I talked to that girl with the ugly dog for 45 minutes trying to get you in, and all you said was "Steven Spielberg is my favorite director."
he put $150 on the cabs dash so 9 of us could pile in and ride 3 blocks to the apartment.
She said I came to for a minute, shouted IHOP!! and then shook my head and said no before passing out again
Thanks for gettin' me home, killa. Have no IDEA how I woke up pants-less on the bathroom floor at 4a.m. You're like a big, angry guardian angel.
I'm calling it the Friendlationship with Benefits Zone.
my vagina can't take this anxiety. there is no way he is 19 and this smooth. he's lying about his age or he's a goddamn sexual prodigy
I have a spatula mark on my ass. He spanked me with a spatula. Take that Rachel Ray.
Holy shit, did you actually CHOOSE to get hit by the alcohol truck last night?
Do you think my laundromat will notice that the bloodstain on my sheets is in the shape of a face?
is it still considered wake n bake if you wake up at 2 pm?
Just sold my panties for 40 bucks to some rando dude at the gay bar. I think I found a way to fund next years spring break trip. Hello cancun!
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