porn star on stage now. Get unkicked out.
You guys coming?
We are smoking out the bouncer? But after that sure
I can't tell whether I'm throwing up blood or licorice.
I also love beards. The playoffs are like christmas for my vagina.
Telling someone to make good decisions on a Thursday is like telling Santa to be Jewish.
That is NOT what pussyfooting around means. Try that again with your toe and I break it off.
I ended up in a bathroom giving my hymen a pep talk
He fucking took my shirt off and didn't even touch my boobs. What the actual fuck.
I could see myself being this awkward weirdo drunk girl that patted strangers and danced terribly but was powerless to stop it
I have his gate key so know he has to see me again.
FUCK YOU VODKA I'M TRYING TO ADULT RIGHT NOW
This weekend I was almost blinded by a cumshot to the eye, so happy Labor Day I guess
should i be that dick who brings a carpet in an uberpool
Why are you moving a carpet?
it's unimportant
Interesting, I was always told to run away from crazy, but you seem to think we should run towards them dick first.
It was kind of like hidden Mickey ears, but with dicks.
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