thx for the lesson on dirrty dancing
This girls a $30 bar tab from being bi
how do i tell him I'm always in the mood without sounding like a slut?
And he tried to make it as casual as possible by asking where i was going on vacation while he was poundin me.
those 9 inches of man changed my life forever.
She gave me a BJ with my hoodie on. it was like i was blowing myself.
Went to get my tattoo today. Found out the piercing girl is bi. I may just get my nipples done to get hit on tomorrow. Confidence is low these days.
I should not be in class today. For the professors sake.
Woke up today to the sound of church bells. My first thought was shit the apocalypse, but then I remembered my hook up lives next to a church. This might be a rough day.
he attacked my vagina with the force of a thousand suns
You kept sacrificing me last night. You would just yell out "Virgin Sacrifice!!" and then throw me into a circle of men.
Why would you call when you knew I'd be having sex!?
Why would you answer?
WHERE THE FUCK AM I? AND WHO PUT DUCK TAPE ON MY NIPPLES! MY NIPPLES!!!!!!
Wait til you see what we did to Dave. Hairy bastard will never be the same
His mom showed up at my doorstep, begging me to take him back for him
Where do you find these people?
I have easymac and six pack of beer. This night can't get any better.
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