quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
Alcohol only hurts me because he loves me.
That adds atleast one bjs worth of awkward sexual tension between us.
we drove through mcdonalds and ordered everything on the dollar menu. We told the workers that were making Super Size Me 2, drove away without paying and told them to bill our producer.
no dont talk to me..because of you my bar tab was more expensive than my hospital bill
Talk me down man. Writing a paper drunk and about to buy Celine Dion's greatest hits.
I actually didn't mind her sub-par blowjob skills.. It took me back to a time when skipping class was noticed, and my liver didn't look like a worn out shoe
Topless dodge ball cldnt top that
No you don't understand. This tree is really alive. Like in Pocahontas.
Watching my ex make out with another girl is weird.
But she's wearing a jumpsuit so I feel better.
It's whatever. Titanic is about to be on and we have wine, which is basically crying juice. Leo, Kate, and I will be having a lovely, pants free evening.
I told him you forbid me to sleep with him so he needs to accept that.
I hate that I will forever be known as the girl who puked on the front lawn. That only happened once.
slept with a 6'5 mountain man from Montana and then he played 'Girls Just Wanna Have Fun' on repeat..
So do you guys remember Danny from Tinder?
Sorry I only remember personality traits, not names.
Randomize
