Oh man I wish you'd been in the car w/ me today. I followed a school bus home filled w/ young boys and I flipped them off the entire way. They loved it.
He like poked it twice with the tip of his tongue then left it alone. I'm sad.
the last thing i remember is inserting the sippy stray into the jack daniel's.
My wrist bandage is guacamole stained. What an accurate representation of my life as a whole
Well, my mom brought up me being vague about losing my license and she gave me the intervention look. so i left before they could bring out their heartfelt letters...
I kindof just wanted to go downstairs and let his dad know how good his son was at sex
He might have if you were a little more subtle about your feelings instead of telling everyone multiple times how much you wanted his dick
Strip club for my birthday. And none of this discrimination shit. We're going to a guys one and girls one. Go get your singles.
Craig, a bottle of Jamison, and I had a party on the roof last night. No idea how I got down. My injuries indicate fall...
Alls I remember is making out with that chick.
Nope that was a dude
When in doubt, it's too much cheese
I'll call it a tollerance break and either will be celebrating my new job with a bowl or will be smoking my sadness away from not getting the job. Either way.
So why are your hands bright blue and have you seen my roommate.
Both questions will answer each other.
is it sad that a disney movie is making me horny?
I should have known when she mixed malibu and V8. It smelled just like tanning oil and when she drank it she said "Oh well, not the first time."
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