i want to bang the Snorg tees girl.. shes always smiling ;)
We were playing flip cup on the nice dining room table. Losing team had to shamwow the table in between rounds
Life after highschool has not been kind to her. She looked fatter than Luke Wilson's face in those AT&T commercials.
i no longer even have beer goggles. i'm pretty sure i blacked out and had beer lasik.
I know its hard to believe that I'm already drunk at 12 p.m. but I am, so dont call me asking to go to the gym.
I seriously might throw up right now. In class. Sunglasses on. I'm getting too old for this.
She tried to sit inside the drawer to my dresser and when it broke, she burst into tears calling herself fat. Too high to deal with this
I thought she was being abused so tried to go in at the sympathy angle, but the bruises were from pole dancing. I went in at all angles.
Santa was walking around downtown handing out stuff at the bars. He gave me a free eyebrow wax. I think he's trying to tell me something
He got completely naked and is now just standee there next to my bed poking at my hamster. Why can't I get sex the normal way.
I feel that shower jager is exactly what this man needs after last night.
You're a disgrace to gay men everywhere.
Woke up, moved an empty handle of fireball to spit blood, then put the morning cigarette out in it.
Back at condo with chick. What is the condom situation urgent response needed
His abs are so defined he looks like a human xylophone.
Just got home from work. I'm going to change into sweats for a while before I have to wear normal pants to the party like I promised.
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