I think we should urban dictionary "drive of shame." It involves a sprint to your car in his underwear and shirt, surreptitiously trying to put on your bra on at stoplights without attracting attention from neighboring cars, and lurking in your car a block from home so you can know when your roommate leaves for work.
yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
you opened the fridge, pissed on the food, fell over, then threw up on yourself. thats whats all over the kitchen.
Puking in one of the stalls, a guy ran in and started puking in the other stall... In between heaves we told each other our names; i found out that it was my old best friend that moved away in the 8th grade
It has to be really easy to get midgets drunk.
I feel bad for the next person that's gonna live in my room. There's so much semen on the carpet
i'm already feeling the tequila hangover i'm going to have on friday
Friends bring friends secret work margaritas. my pink water bottle is in the cupboard
Nothing like puking into an empty cooler at a red light on the way to get plan b.
I barely even remember him. He is just a distant beard in my past.
I just did the math. It is, in fact, cheaper to go out drinking every weekend than it would be for me to pay for a legitimate therapist. What are you doing next Friday night?
I was just too high to be in rapids man. I just screamed for the entire time I was jostling about.
I couldn't break up with him while I was wearing a Hakuna Matata shirt.
I got so drunk I thought my tennis court was a corn field so I laid in it and ate pizza
I’m 95% positive I adopted a bunny last night.
You had cocktails, didn’t you?
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