Dude, TWO hot chicks on jeopardy tonight. gonna be a good one
Dude, I am so turned on right now. Hot chick with glasses from brooklyn is absolutely crushing right now, taking whole categories. might beat off to jeapordy...
do another line during during the commercial and make the magic happen during double jeopardy.
alex threw up in my bong. i'm going to call it a night.
we got our roommate high for the first time. He went into his room alone and watched Malcolm in the middle for three hours
I think my plan to not drink this week was just ruined by my mothers discovery of the chat function on facebook
Had a farmer come into my class to talk to us today. He apparently met his wife on fb and just thanked jesus for his land. I think I am in the wrong major...
He was going down on me as I discovered a spaghetti-O on my boob. Its been a while since I faked it.
At first i thought she was a sexily dressed toddler. but not in a pedophile way, in a really on drugs way
After she saw a msg in his phone from me that listed the reasons why I love his cock, I don't think I can deny fucking her ex.
are you putting in a lot of effort today like appearance wise
I am taking my rightful place as emperor of the undead appearance wise
I wore heels to a golf store in hopes of getting laid. I've hit a new all time low.
As I took my shirt off he commented on how great my boobs where. I responded with "thanks, I grew them myself"
if people come over to pregame will you hide my Oreos?
Now just crop his dad out and add it to the spank bank.
She tied me to her bed using her honor chords. Thank god for graduation!
The girl at the liquor store remembered me as "the girl who pays in hundreds" so she didn't ID me
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