Dub. In the bra. Dub in the bra.
i'm smoking hookah in a kayak. how did this happen.
So high. I just took a picture of my chewed gum so I can remember to paint a picture of it as a cloud later.
I wish Samuel L. Jackson would narrate our bar crawls
No, no. The rest of his everything inspires me to put his dick in my mouth
I saw a picture of my dad holding my legs in a kegstand. Town festival=success.
Totally forgot we howled at the full moon last night... It's safe to say Tuesday Boozeday is my new favorite day of the week
If this nail lady pinches my achilles one more time im kicking her directly in her bedazzled boobs
I had a dream I gave a blow job to a guy whose dick forked off into two. I'm going to spend the rest of my life confused.
Wait do we still get bagels if no one got laid
I know it doesn't seem right, but sometimes, bagels are just flat out called for.
There's a whistle here and I just want to play my whistle song on it.
It's the warm chocolate goeyness of a brownie combined with the heavenly taste of weed-smell... Why have I never done this before?
Stoned. Scared. Bring pool noodle and onion rings.
Wait, how many people just saw my dick?
Your penis is the destroyer of worlds.
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