ok so the lil girl sitting behind u was picking the hairs off ur sisters back and putting them in her mouth
we put on a show in the hot tub for our boyfriends, then climbed out and both got down on our hands and knees and puked at the same time--still naked.
she was so wasted that she tried to tuck me in and read the jokes on the taco bell sauce as a bed time story
please take me off your list of people to text when you don't want to drink by yourself.
jess passed out on the pong table. it was depressing until we started singing shania twain an hour later and heard her muffled voice singing along.
I just drank til 6am then boned a 32 yr old that looks exactly like ET. Oh god.
Going to have to start putting down newspaper if puking the bed is going to be a habit
I just kept pointing at random people and telling the bartender to put it on their tab.
Some guy just yelled at me from his car "CLIIIIIIIIIITT"... I feel like this has something to do with last night....
Night is still young. Puking guts out part of it just began
You just sat there for two solid hours staring at your monitor and every five minutes screamed "LEGOOOOOS"
I'm never going to adult. I'm staying a child. The only thing related to adult that I want to do is you.
orgy was averted by karaoke, thank god
Me and my girlfriend were watching porn together..... it got awkward cause I kept getting notifications from my family on Facebook
i could only love him more if he was covered in glitter.
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