are you going to last longer than 15 seconds
nope
she had condoms in her med. cabinet - magnums -I don't think I'm tall enough for this ride
I am too high to leave where I am...And they are listening to Stained. This is my living hell.
From what I remember, he had one ball. But it was cute
After grabbing my boob for a couple minutes he then decides to ask me if I was awake.
A client gave me a bottle of vodka today. And he was hot with a beard. It's like he knows my soul.
I cnant read. Cheetos goen. Help. Grt Cheetos.
Remember that girl that we found passed out in the dorm study room under a pile of money and jimmy johns wrappers? She's standing right on front of me.
We were apparently using marine hand signals to communicate to one another where to meet up in the house to hook up.
Didn't even know I knew marine hand signals.
I'll get tired halfway through and end up passed out at a taco shack honestly
I just blacked back in and I'm at a kids birthday party in a suit and people are calling me uncle Carl. Never having your homemade liquor again.
We moved the bed and she found my vibrator. The entire ride home was a montage of her singing "Are You Lonesome Tonight"
MY TITS JUST CAUSED A CAR ACCIDENT ON THE HIGHWAY! i kid you not!! i thinl the giy is actually dead
Its nights like last night that make me want to high five my liver.
BRB. These cougars are squabbling over my junk and one of them is offering to pay my tuition
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