Where you are. You must stay where you are are
Where you are. You must stay where you are arewhere are youu
Where you are. You must stay where you 5eare wher are you!!
thank god he doesn't hang out with everyone else i've had sex with
well, yeah, he can't fit the whole neighborhood in his apartment
we seriously had to hang a plastic bag on his ears so he could throw up right into it.
And next time please put a text between discussing my orgasms and discussing your son - that was weird.
He's just a really nice guy who stuck his tongue in the wrong place.
She said just put your tongue in there and don't linger. I have other things to do.
Dude my body has gone into shock from not eating frozen pizza and chips. I've been shitting like Richard Simmons after a night out of twerking in a corn field
Oh and yeah that does count as public urination.
Do him. As soon as possible and as often as possible. That's what Oprah would say
Holding your hair back while you puked wasn't a choice. I was handcuffed to you.
Mmm vodka always tastes better when i know i have work at 8am
I enjoy the company of your penis
Whatever douche. I sucked the dick that made you. I. Win.
I just slept for fifteen hours straight. It's like my body knows i'm drinking with you and is preparing..
She should be a lawyer. She convinced her husband to give her a hall pass AFTER he walked in on her in bed with her ex-bf
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