Is it bad to use cherry nyquil as substitute for grenadine? Because i just went there.
Nah, totally cool. It already has the alcohol in it.
Skanksgiving break is awesome already... pilgrim and indian roleplay tonight.
We just got home. I got some malt liqour and a lottery ticket so I'm really doing a lot with my life right now
We ran out of things to say while we were playing Never Have I Ever so we started playing I Have Done This... Have You?
the easter KEGG...out of a drunken typo there arose a new and spectacular holiday tradition
You stole my camera, took a picture of yourself and said "that's beautiful, just as beautiful as our waitress".
Tell them you aren't trying to make money, you are just the mr rogers of weed,its such a good feeling a very good feeling the feeling you know that were friends
Ok spinning in the opposite direction thatg the room was spinning was the worst advice ever
Partying with them is like having your dick stapled to your left nostril
I think my AA sponsor just booty called me.
Which emoticons convey sympathy for sleeping with someones bf ??
I love my cat. she doesnt judge when i stumble in my house drunk and pass out on my floor. my dog looks at me disappointed.
I wasn't talking about him I meant his penis! Its not a pet
Oh. Well it should be. I like petting it.
I just bought a slurpee and condoms. God bless America.
Last time we had sex i was dressed like a ninja turtle and someone else was in our bed, so this time should be fine.
I hope ur kiddin
wish i was
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