I wanna dance tonight. i just wanna grind my ass in some man's dick.
Alright, so what's my next move? I already posted a Milli Vanilli video on her wall
We were gonna play Truth or Dare but like 10 minutes in we decided to get naked and play Dare or Get the fuck out.
Ladies, we have an appointment at David's Bridal aurora this coming Sunday at 3pm. And an appointment at where ever tequila is served at noon.
If you feel like laying around and watching a movie, that's where I'll be for the next several hours not moving, blaming others, and generally feeling sorry for myself.
Both his mom and his sister were hitting on me when I stopped by today. He isn't a real friend anyway, right?
I miss the good ol days when id just come home from school and thered be a costco size box of condoms on my bed.
my parents really loved me back then.
we had break-up sex in a port-a-potty. how do you think it went?!
So I wore a corset to school. Fuck laundry.
But that's fine. Because I am an independent woman who is going to pull some jane Goodall shit and save the world one day......or be a porn star......either way they are going to wish they had fucked me.
Apparently, acid is a good substitute for cash if you don't have any! Who knew?
You did a body shot out of her belly button with a bendy straw.
dude, you ran into a window then asked ME what the fuck I was doing.
I just described cereal to my mother as "acoustic breakfast soup".
who is this
Alcohol and video games. A solid Friday night. Even before covid
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