that place is a roofie-colada waiting to happen
i'm ok with that.. with the right DD it's just a cheaper drunk.. it's the economy, stupid
Sandwiches eeeeeeverywhere.
So, we're going at it on the sink when a German kid walks in and starts brushing his teeth. I love hostel sex.
I made two strippers play rock paper scissors to see who would give me a lap dance last night
I was rolling balls and tried to donate blood as an act of kindness to the sick person who would receive it
She told me she's going to buy a projector so she can watch porn on her ceiling...I'm telling you man this chick is going places
Look I know it's late and I hope this doesn't wake you up but I feel like you should know that I'm sleeping on my couch in my own apartment so that my friend can get laid in my bed, and I would do the same for you.
if you ever get a chance to, fuck in a lecture hall. great acoustics. highly recommend it.
hahaha every time i hear a motorcycle i think about that one time you almost died
Thanks for the flashbacks you prick.
I STILL HAVE A HARD TIME DECIDING WHAT TO WEAR IN THE MORNING HOW WOULD IT BE POSSIBLE FOR ME TO PICK A PAIR OF PANTS AND GO OH ILL JUST WEAR THESE FOR THE REST OF MY LIFE
Thats not real though. Slash there are other extenuating circumstances to lead me to believe dick is wanted
HOLY FUCK I SPELLED EXTENUATING RIGHT ON THE FIRST TRY. IM THE BEST DRUNK NA
She was dressed as a banana and told me that I needed more potassium in my diet. Of course I went down on her.
Why is it that the asexual in our group is the one that gets laid the most often??
So I just saw someone get shoved into a car trunk by your car.
I just slept for fifteen hours straight. It's like my body knows i'm drinking with you and is preparing..
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