let's makeout let's makeout let's make out let's make out
i love that when i tell my kids and grandkids about how we first met it will be about this little thing called a "poke" on facebook
if we break up, blackout me is coming back, making out with everything in sight
the last time i saw him was an hour he was floating face down in a pool... but i'm sure he's fine.
I love it. Like, more than my penis at the moment.
Are we talking about who knows if I'll get naked pictures of you with a broadsword or who knows if I'll be surprised?
And after that you guys started calling arbor mist "breakfast juice"
I'm really stoned in my underwear. I probably won't make it to the bar.
We had half a pitcher of beer left and he asked us if we wanted a to-go cup. Fuck yeah we want it to-go.
I just sent you a multitude of sexual pictures...and you responded with a Charles Dickens Quote.
We get drunk and make out in different places. Is that what love is?
I left when you were using your mug to lay on the street and ask for spare change
You can get gift cards to the liquor store! This changes everything.
I'm planning our wedding on the computer and our threesome on my phone. At the same time.
just so you know they found you begging for money at the L station. What the fuck did you drink last night?
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